Family Quotes

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

J.R.R. Tolkien

"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

Leo Tolstoy

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

George Burns

"One can never have enough socks,"said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

J.K. Rowling

"Happiness [is] only real when shared"

Jon Krakauer

"The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families."

Jay McInerney

"All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair."

Mitch Albom

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."

Ellen DeGeneres

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."

Oscar Wilde

"I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me."

Matt Groening

"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."

Chuck Palahniuk

"That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable."

Deb Caletti

"Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it."

Ann Brashares

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."

George Bernard Shaw

"I may not always be with you But when we're far apartRemember you will be with meRight inside my heart"

Marc Wambolt

"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."

Erma Bombeck

"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?"asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding."The Ministry's providing a couple of cars,"said Mr. Weasley.Everyone looked up at him."Why?"said Percy curiously."It's because of you, Perce,"said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-""-for Humongous Bighead,"said Fred."

J.K. Rowling

"That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a perfect family reunion."

Cassandra Clare

"Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue)."

Jess C. Scott

"I sustain myself with the love of family."

Maya Angelou

"As mothers and daughters, we are connected with one another. My mother is the bones of my spine, keeping me straight and true. She is my blood, making sure it runs rich and strong. She is the beating of my heart. I cannot now imagine a life without her."

Kristin Hannah

"Your children are the greatest gift God will give to you, and their souls the heaviest responsibility He will place in your hands. Take time with them, teach them to have faith in God. Be a person in whom they can have faith. When you are old, nothing else you've done will have mattered as much."

Lisa Wingate

"You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words."

Elizabeth Gilbert

"There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn’t make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake."

Shannon L. Alder

"Then I discovered that being related is no guarantee of love!"

Stieg Larsson

"But grief makes a monster out of us sometimes . . . and sometimes you say and do things to the people you love that you can't forgive yourself for."

Melina Marchetta

"I love you enough to never make you choose."

Katie McGarry

"Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives."

Derek Landy

"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."

Jarod Kintz

"This is part of what a family is about, not just love. It's knowing that your family will be there watching out for you. Nothing else will give you that. Not money. Not fame. Not work."

Mitch Albom

"Fred, you next,"the plump woman said. "I'm not Fred, I'm George,"said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?""Sorry, George, dear.""Only joking, I am Fred,"said the boy and off he went."

J.K. Rowling

"I hadn’t been in proper school in three years. My parents were my two best friends. My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed."

John Green

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

Jarod Kintz

"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."

Jarod Kintz

"Those whom we most love are often the most alien to us."

Christopher Paolini

"Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?"

Rick Riordan

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

Jarod Kintz

"He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great."

Greg Behrendt

"The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress."

Chuck Palahniuk

"There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it."

Shannon L. Alder

"A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it."

Mary Karr

"I'll be your family now,"he says. "I love you,"I say. (....)He stares at me. I wait with my hands clutching his arms for stability as he considers his response. He frowns at me. "Say it again.""Tobias,"I say, "I love you."

Veronica Roth

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

Jarod Kintz

"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."

Jarod Kintz

"The battle you are going through is not fueled by the words or actions of others; it is fueled by the mind that gives it importance."

Shannon L. Alder

"When I walk, I walk with you. Where I go, you're with me always."

Alice Hoffman

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."

Sam Levenson

"With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however, is that he somehow managed to get his own cell."

Jarod Kintz

"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."

Jarod Kintz

"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."

Jarod Kintz

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