"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
"If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
"You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old."
"A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"I get a standing ovation jaust standing."
"It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred."
"Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do."
"Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left."
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
"It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair."
"Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"I get a standing ovation jaust standing."
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."