Sam Levenson

Sam Levenson

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Biography

Samuel Levenson was an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others."

Sam Levenson

"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."

Sam Levenson

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."

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"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

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"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"

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"Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself."

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"One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination."

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"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."

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"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."

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"Don't watch the clock do what it does. Keep going."

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"Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."

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"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."

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"Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children."

Sam Levenson

"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."

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"I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

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"If you want to kill time try working it to death."

Sam Levenson

"Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children."

Sam Levenson