Dogs Quotes

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

Charles M. Schulz

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."

Christopher Hitchens

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."

George Carlin

"Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?""I give.""You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."

David Foster Wallace

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

Mark Twain

"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."

Jarod Kintz

"Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them."

John Grogan

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

Groucho Marx

"The more boys I meet the more I love my dog."

Carrie Underwood

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

Roger A. Caras

"It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal."

John Grogan

". . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do."

John Grogan

"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."

Jarod Kintz

"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."

Jarod Kintz

"Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all."

John Grogan

"Dogs have their day but cats have 365."

Lilian Jackson Braun

"Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends."

Michael Bassey Johnson

"There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our lives and our souls, which are as unique as fingerprints in every way."

Ashly Lorenzana

"When you have dogs, you witness their uncomplaining acceptance of suffering, their bright desire to make the most of life in spite of the limitations of age and disease, their calm awareness of the approaching end when their final hours come. They accept death with a grace that I hope I will one day be brave enough to muster."

Dean Koontz

"In a dog's life, some plaster would fall, some cushions would open, some rugs would shred. Like any relationship, this one had its costs. They were costs we came to accept and balance against the joy and amusement and protection and companionship he gave us."

John Grogan

"Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God."Aristotle"

Bruce Wayne Sullivan

"I've changed my ways a little, I cannot nowRun with you in the evenings along the shore,Except in a kind of dream, and you, if you dream a moment,You see me there."

Robinson Jeffers

"I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward."

G.K. Chesterton

"You know what I should do?"Hoshino asked excited. "Of course,"the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs."

Haruki Murakami

"You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you."

Maryam Faresh, Daisy

"The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a dog. (To blame.)"

Mary Roach

"A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours. Marley taught me about living each day with unbridled exuberance and joy, about seizing the moment and following your heart. He taught me to appreciate the simple things-a walk in the woods, a fresh snowfall, a nap in a shaft of winter sunlight. And as he grew old and achy, he taught me about optimism in the face of adversity. Mostly, he taught me about friendship and selflessness and, above all else, unwavering loyalty."

John Grogan, Marley and Me: Life and Love With the World's Worst Dog

"There are as many ways to discover your story as there are to trip over a dog in the kitchen--and some of them feel about as planned."

Jeffrey A. Carver, Now Write! Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror: Speculative Genre Exercises from Today's Best Writers and Teachers

"Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core."

Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

"It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs."

Jefferson Smith, Strange Places

"A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn’t help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions."

Craig D. Lounsbrough

"Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought."

E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

"Fireheart dashed to the warrior's side. Cloudtail was standing stiff-legged, every hair in his pelt on end as if he were facing an enemy. His eyes were fixed on the limp heap of tabby fur huddled at his paws."Why, Fireheart?" Cloudtail wailed. "Why her?"Fireheart knew, but rage and grief made it hard to speak. "Because Tigerstar wants the pack to get a taste of cat blood," he rasped. The dead cat lying in front of them was Brindleface."

Erin Hunter, A Dangerous Path

"Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you."

Oliver Gaspirtz, Pet Humor!

"A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room."

Per Petterson, Jeg forbanner tidens elv

"Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating."

James Oswald, Natural Causes

"The sweetness of dogs (fifteen) What do you say, Percy? I am thinkingof sitting out on the sand to watchthe moon rise. Full tonight.So we goand the moon rises, so beautiful it makes me shudder, makes me think abouttime and space, makes me takemeasure of myself: one iotapondering heaven. Thus we sit,I thinking how grateful I am for the moon’s perfect beauty and also, oh! How richit is to love the world. Percy, meanwhile, leans against me and gazes up intomy face. As though I werehis perfect moon."

Mary Oliver, Swan: Poems and Prose Poems

"I say every dog looks like no otherbut that isn't true. Not entirely.Difference is slippery."

Mary Jo Bang

"If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about."

Sharon Delarose

"I will keep no further journal of that same hesternal torch‐light ; and, to prevent me from returning, like a dog, to the vomit of memory, I tear out the remaining leaves of this volume..."

George Gordon Byron

"Spiritual fulfillment doesn't have to mean belief in a religion or disbelief in science. ... Whether one believes in an unseen, all-knowing force, or the wonder of science and the universe, or simply the beauty of the human spirit, nearly every one of feels an inner longing to feel part of something bigger than ourselves."

Cesar Millan

"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."

Green Day

"You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs."

Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

"Of course her dumb Lab’s going to do whatever it takes to retrieve the ball. What he craves more than freedom is companionship."

Shannon Mullen, See What Flowers

"I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people."

Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

"Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests."

Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

"You can't have too much dog in a book."

Gail Honeyman, Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine

"The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them."

Stanley Coren

"He himself, he realized, had always been most abominably frightened, even at the height of his divine power, a frail god upon a rickety throne, afraid of opening letters, of making decisions, afraid of the instinctive knowledge in the eyes of mules, of the innocent eyes of good men, of the elastic nature of the passions, even of the devotion he had received from some men, and one woman, and dogs."

Patrick White, Voss

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