Clothes Quotes

"Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?""If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."

Cassandra Clare

"I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore."

Sophie Kinsella

"There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir."

P.G. Wodehouse

"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."

Ambrose Bierce

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."

Jarod Kintz

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

Jarod Kintz

"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."

Jarod Kintz

"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."

Jarod Kintz

"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."

Jarod Kintz

"Mannequin parts disassembled and discombobulated coming together for a good cause—to sell some clothes. That’s what charity is all about."

Jarod Kintz

"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."

Jarod Kintz

"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."

Jarod Kintz

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

Jarod Kintz

"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."

Jarod Kintz

"When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do but make a spot of tea? I still have a spot of tea on my shirt from yesterday."

Jarod Kintz

"Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality."

Karl Lagerfeld

"I just bought some cargo pants, so I can deliver goods at the speed of a walk. It’s an environmentally friendly #startup."

Jarod Kintz

"The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration."

Karl Lagerfeld

"We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both."

Karl Lagerfeld

"I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern."

Karl Lagerfeld

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

Jarod Kintz

"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."

Jarod Kintz

"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."

Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."

Jarod Kintz

"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."

Jarod Kintz

"The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent."

Jarod Kintz

"Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell."

Michelle Hodkin

"For the first time in her life, Jocelyn felt the hot shame of being underdressed for a party."

Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

Jean Kerr

"Clothes don't make a man. They only make an impression and even then, you dress to suit the occasion."

Anthony T. Hincks

"In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish."

Karl Lagerfeld

"He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought. "Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from," he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. "Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement."

Joe Hill, Horns

"If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"With right fashion, every female would be a flame."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"Any girl with a grin never looks grim."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"You cannot choose your face but you can choose your dress."

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"One sip of this wine and you will go mad with drunkenness. You will drop your masks and tear your clothes — destroying everything that separates you from the Lover. Once you taste the fruit of this vine, you will be kicked out of the city of yourself. You will forget the world. You will forget yourself. I tell you: you will become a madman who wanders the streets looking for the Lover once you drink this Wine of Love."

Kamand Kojouri

"I may not be beautiful,I may not be tall,I may have no legs,And be hairy and all.I may not be rich,With lifestyle or clothes,I may not tweet,For my arms are too low.I may have warts,An acne or two,I may be incomplete,Compared to all of you.But when I see,The reflection of me,I see someone beautiful,And I know it's me."

Anthony T. Hincks

"Karma yoga is giving food to the hungry, clothes to the needy, shelter to the homeless, education to the uneducated, medicine to the sick, and trees and cleanliness to the environment."

Amit Ray, Yoga The Science of Well-Being

"One of the fundamental rights of mankind should be that of wearing as many or as few clothes as one likes inside one's own home."

Sachin Kundalkar, Cobalt Blue

"I believe my life has a value, and i don't want to waste it thinking about clothing.I don't want to think about what i will wear in the morning. Truly, can you imagine anything more boring than fashion?"

Michael Crichton

"Reading poetry is like undressing before a bath. You don't undress out of fear that your clothes will become wet. You undress because you want the water to touch you. You want to completely immerse yourself in the feeling of the water and to emerge anew."

Kamand Kojouri

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