“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
W.C. Fields
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
W.C. Fields
“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
W.C. Fields
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
W.C. Fields
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
W.C. Fields