“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

W.C. Fields

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”

W.C. Fields

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

W.C. Fields

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

W.C. Fields

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

W.C. Fields