Laugh Quotes
418 quotes
"I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."
"You stay safe, You love. You survive. You laugh and cry and struggle and sometimes you fail and sometimes you succeed. You Push."
"But fate, as Merlin always taught us, is inexorable. Life is a jest of the Gods, Merlin liked to claim, and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh, he once told me, or else you'll just weep yourself to death."
"Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured."
"There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about."
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
"pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!"
"There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out loud, so happy was I.The memory of it makes me laugh now, but not from happiness.Be careful what you show the world.You never know when the wolf is watching."
"It’s true that laughter really is cheap medicine. It’s a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it right now."
"THE FOUR HEAVENLY FOUNTAINSLaugh, I tell youAnd you will turn backThe hands of time.Smile, I tell youAnd you will reflectThe face of the divine.Sing, I tell youAnd all the angels will sing with you!Cry, I tell youAnd the reflections found in your pool of tears -Will remind you of the lessons of today and yesterdayTo guide you through the fears of tomorrow."
"Transform into your dream."
"When is now."
"Whatever you do, let it be lovely."
"Love is alive when there's music in your heart."
"Love is enough."
"Like a flower, feel yourself rise above and begin to open."
"Be the energy you want others to absorb."
"Greatness is achieved through kindness, compassion, and love."
"Every day, live in a way that honors who you are."
"Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be around. Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you. Spend your life with people who make you smile, laugh, and feel loved."
"She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness."
"If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know."
"God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh."
"Pink makes me smile.Pink makes me laugh.Pink makes me love her.Pink makes it all worthwhile."
"The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket."
"Make her smile, make her laugh and make her happy; because this is the only Truth, Meaning & Beauty act any human can ever achieve."
"Anyone who has learned the Quran and holds it lovingly in his heart will 'value his nights when people are asleep, his days when people are given to excess, his grief when people are joyful, his weeping when people laugh, his silence when people chatter and his humility when people are arrogant'. In other words every moment of life will be precious to him, and he should therefore be 'gentle', never harsh nor quarrelsome, 'nor one who makes a clamour in the market nor one who is quick to anger'."
"R.I.P. Jerry LewisYou made us laugh in life. Now you have a chance to make God and all of his angels laugh too.Take care and I shall see you in the next life."
"i have laughedmore than daffodilsand cried more than June."
"Don’t ever lose your smile. Don’t ever let anything take away the joy from your laugh. You never know when the taste of laughter on the tongue or the scent of happiness in the air might save one’s life."
"Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee!Mwa-ha mwa-ha!Kee kee kee!Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh!Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!Hoi hoi-eee!Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee!Giggle, titter,snicker, crow,laughter makesmy 'happy' grow!"
"Laugh and smile for no reason at all. Giggle grins are a magnet for happiness."
"The struggles we endure today will be the ‘good old days’ we laugh about tomorrow."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"Those who achieve the extraordinary are usually the most ordinary because they have nothing to prove to anybody. Be Humble."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"It's in those quiet little towns, at the edge of the world, that you will find the salt of the earth people who make you feel right at home."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"You're going to make it;You're going to be at peace;You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live;You're going to do great things."
"Life's trials will test you, and shape you, but don’t let them change who you are.”~ Aaron Lauritsen, ‘100 Days Drive"
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"From this point forward, you don’t even know how to quit in life.”~ Aaron Lauritsen, ‘100 Days Drive"
"True friends don't come with conditions."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"The high road of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite."
"Be a team player, not a bandwagon jumper."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"There is strange comfort in knowing that no matter what happens today, the Sun will rise again tomorrow."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"The freedom of the open road is seductive, serendipitous and absolutely liberating."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"We love our partners for who they are, not for who they are not."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, fight less. And most important.. Remember that we are all one! We are love! I LOVE YOU ALL!"
"Anyone can choose to have success, but only the patient ones will get rewarded by it. Be relentless in chasing your dreams."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"Don't live off your past successes or failures, live for the next big pursuit."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
"Integrity is something we show, not proclaim."
Aaron Lauritsen, 100 Days Drive: The Great North American Road Trip
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