Chocolate Quotes
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate."
"Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"
"Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good."
"Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive."
"Chocolate says "I'm sorry"so much better than words."
"Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical."
"A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil."
"It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations."
"When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern."
"Chocolate's better than sex any day."
"Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words."
"I hope your only rocky road is chocolate."
Amanda Mosher, Better to be able to love than to be loveable
"The greatest Emotion is Love.The greatest quality is seeking to serve others.The greatest gift is your own Life.The greatest pleasure is CHOCOLATE!The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is that there's always something new to learn.The greatest virtue is temperance.The greatest meditation is a peaceful mind.The greatest practice is to be Kind.education.The greatest challenge is to let go. The greatest wisdom is to be in the NOW"
"Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors."
"Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories."
"i want to stay curled and cosiedand chocolated....foreverin my mother’s arms."
"CHOCOLATE DAY POEM:"Chocolate, dark or light..Makes me smile bright.Chocolate, whether speak or not..If it’s love, it conveys a lot.But when you’re.. not there with me..It’s just a piece.. of sugar candy.It’s you, who makes it sweeter..I love it with you, even if it’s bitter.So be there always.. stay forever..I can’t think of life.. without you ever...O girl, O girl, O.. O.. girl.. you be mine..You are my choco-life..You be my.. Valentine...Just be mine.. O O.. Valentine!!!"
"Life without books, chocolate & coffee is just useless."
"Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals."
"Mooooon!” said the Ogre. “Tranquility …” Then he pointed at the full moon. “Neil Armstrong walked in a sea of Tranquility.” Then he added, “It’s made of cheese. But you have to take off the plastic before you put it on a burger.”Mickey sighed.“What’s his story?” the wraith asked.“He’s chocolate,” Mikey said."
"The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know what happens to chocolate when you leave it out in the sun? I’m that unfortunate chocolate and you, you are the laughing sun. For this reason, I am offering myself to you not as a martyr or some selfless fool, but as a self-indulgent moth who actively pursues the light without much fear for the flame. The moth who revels in the heat and declares: Burn me."
"Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed."
Steve Almond, Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America
"War is a bazaar where lives are traded like any other commodity: chocolate or bullets or parachute silk."
"He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration."
"Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don't work out, when you're licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds."
Steve Almond, Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America
"leave me some musicthat’s chocolate for the heart."
"The Decision...I wiped my hands on my pinaforenow sullied and stainednot crisp or pressedas it had been before..."
"Caution: Poems are sweeter than chocolates."
"Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief borrowed lives in a spasm of raspberry cream and fear."
"You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house."
"Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on."
"He craved sex and chocolate. Chocolate was his heroin. Men were his needle."
"The rich scent of my favorite caffeinated beverage sends trickles of pleasure across my skin as I step inside. Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate maybe and sex ranks very close I suppose."
"We had laid down the law : no chocolate, no sex."
"Life is like a box of chocolates: You get through what little actual good stuff there is right away, then you constantly fool yourself into believing there's still something good in whatever's left."
"You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally."
"man can not live on chocolate .... but women can"
"Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation."
"The daily chocolate left Will in high spirits, so that some days he believed he could wheel with the gulls that fished the foaming water close to shore. Now that he felt so free, it came to him that the corner of England, which up till now had been his whole universe, was in fact only a scrap of a boundless realm."
"It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly."
"Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it’s at."
"I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn."
"I need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate."
Gloria Furman, Glimpses of Grace: Treasuring the Gospel in Your Home
"Luke snapped awake to see the gray-haired woman looking at him while adjusting her glasses. She smiled like he was something to eat. "There aren't many good shots of you when Natalie was on your lap. She's either leaning over you, or you're at her neck like Bela Lugosi. Though there's one really good part at the end ---"
"As I lay in bed trying to figure out the tangle I had gotten myself into, I realised temptation struck human beings in different forms. In the form of chocolates for children, drugs for young adults, bribe money for people in influential positions, and sometimes in the form of lust –like the kind I had been struck with. Human beings succumbed to this temptation despite knowing too well that they would suffer the consequences days, weeks, months or even years later."
Jagdish Joghee, In Love and Free: The tale of a woman caught between two men...
"Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die."
"Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt."
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