Baseball Quotes
141 quotes
"Every strike brings me closer to the next home run."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"Never allow the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game!"
"When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth."
"The thing I write will be the thing I write."
"[On writing:] "There's a great quote by Julius Irving that went, 'Being a professional is doing the things you love to do, on the days you don't feel like doing them.'"(One On 1, interview with Budd Mishkin; NY1, March 25, 2007.)"
"A pitcher throws baseballs, but a pitcher also holds liquid. My emotions are so fluid I wonder how large the pitcher would have to be to hold my heart. Probably 6’3”."
"The sheer quantity of brain power that hurled itself voluntarily and quixotically into the search for new baseball knowledge was either exhilarating or depressing, depending on how you felt about baseball. The same intellectual resources might have cured the common cold, or put a man on Pluto."
"Self-discipline is a form of freedom. Freedom from laziness and lethargy, freedom from expectations and demands of others, freedom from weakness and fear -- and doubt."
"It's the wild, wild West of baseball, and it just keeps getting wilder."
"You take 5 percent of Contreras's $30 million, you're retired."
"Unfortunately, here in the Dominican, a lot of the time kids just quit school at 10, 11, 12 and play baseball full-time. It’s great for the kids who make it because they become superstars and [make] millions of dollars in the big leagues. But for 98 kids out of a hundred, it results in a kid who is 18, 19 with no education. So it’s kind of a win-lose here in the Dominican."
"There's at least half a billion dollars [worth] of baseball players in Cuba right now and probably a lot more."
"[Chapman] is a strong candidate for being the fool’s gold of the current free-agent market."
"In many if not most cases, Cuban players haven’t been busts so much as they’ve been systematically over-hyped during the signing process, which led to unrealistic expectations around Major League Baseball and in the media. The vast majority of Cuba’s truly elite players have either stayed in Cuba for their entire careers or left Cuba too late to have a meaningful MLB career."
"Everyone has the fire, but the champions know when to ignite the spark."
"Worrying about things you can't control is a waste both on the baseball field and in life."
"Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack."
"He has the body of a professional athlete, chiseled to perfection in all the right places."
"In any game, the game itself is the prize, no matter who wins, ultimately both lose the game."
"[On writing:] "There's a great quote by Julius Irving that went, 'Being a professional is doing the things you love to do, on the days you don't feel like doing them.'", March 25, 2007.)"
"I've got a Don Baylor," J.T. said."California sucks this year."Ralph snickered. "I wouldn't use a Baylor card to scrape dog shit off the street."
"You’re not going to always hit a home run in life. You’re going to strike out! You’re going to walk to the dugout of life, frustrated, while spectators chirp your name in judgment. They’re afraid to even get on the field, and you know it. The fact that you get back up there, unafraid, going after that next home run, makes you the person you are."
"Champions never sleep, the eternal spirit keep them alert and awake."
"It is not over. Champions extend their limits and make things happen."
"Men go to the ballpark with an assumed knowledge and interest, whereas women need to constantly demonstrate how much they know and care."
"The problem is politics is made a sport, almost as much a sport as football or baseball. When it comes to politics, adults and politicians do more finger-pointing and play more games than children ever do. Too often are we rooting for the pride of a team rather than the good of the nation."
"You have intellect, and courage, and command. Play your own game, and don't worry about what anyone else is doing. That is what's going to give you a shot at making it. Comparing yourself to anyone else will just drive you crazy."
"New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi."
Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
"That's sounds right. Another $5,000 went to dress up the Little League park where he had played so many games. Seems like he paid off the MORTAGE on his parents' home, which wasn't that much."
"How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it's autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I'll know it. [Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his slider in his attempt to comeback from a career-ending stroke.]"
"And so, my beloved Kermit, my dear little Hussein, at the moment America changed forever, your father was wandering an ICBM-denuded watseland, nervously monitoring his radiation level, armed only with a baseball bat, a 10mm pistol, and six rounds of ammunition, in search of a vicious gang of mohawked marauders who were 100 percent bad news and totally had to be dealth with. Trust Daddy on this one."
"Baseball isn't just a game. It's life being played out on a field—a field of dreams—on diamonds of green, where players pursuing their dreams try to be the best they can be on the grandest stage of all—where men become boys and boys become men, all speaking one universal language without uttering a single word."
"In our beautiful memoryWe were all handsomeWe could all singWe all had the heart Of the prettiest girl in townAnd we all hit .300"
"Henry successfully kept his mind on the game, which might seem strange for a boy who slept beside a wall of magic. But baseball was as magical to him as a green, mossy mountain covered in ancient trees. What's more, baseball was a magic he could run around in and laugh about. While the magic of the cupboards was not necessarily good, the smell of leather mixed with dusty sweat and spitting and running through sparse grass after a small ball couldn't be anything else."
"But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play to bring their parents glory."
"No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done."
"This girl owns me, whether she realizes it or not. I'm a slave to her will."
"His lips are against my ear and I feel the warmth of his body surrounding me, caging me in, comforting me."
"He’s letting me see the real him, something he doesn’t allow a lot of people to see."
"My heart starts to pound as he gets closer and closer to the stands, never taking his eyes off me."
"A soft moan escapes me, making him smile even more. He's too good at this."
"I’m frozen in place as his eyes rake over me."
"I guess somethings turned out too sad even to be explained with a bases-loaded strikeout."
"Perhaps crossing the barriers of time has freed me."
"Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way."
"If mankind was playing a baseball game, he would still be choosing his lineup after the game was over."
"Baseball was a safe bet. Baseball also didn't have a girlfriend. Then again, baseball didn't have big brown eyes or show a little hint of cleavage under its uniforms. Decisions, decisions."
"As history of any kind will tell us, when human beings get an opportunity to express their individual selves, a few selves will go completely over the top."
Doug Glanville, The Game from Where I Stand: A Ballplayer's Inside View
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