“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen
“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
Woody Allen
“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”
Woody Allen
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Woody Allen
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
Woody Allen