“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen

“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

Woody Allen

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

Woody Allen

“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”

Woody Allen

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

Woody Allen