“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”

Scott Adams

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

Scott Adams

“The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It isfutile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someonewho is capable of significant change;...”

Scott Adams

“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be ...”

Scott Adams

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

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