“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
Scott Adams
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
Scott Adams
“The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It isfutile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someonewho is capable of significant change;...”
Scott Adams
“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”
Scott Adams
“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”
Scott Adams