Witty Quotes
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"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."
"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."
"This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness."
"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."
"Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much."
"If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for."
"I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works."
"The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts.""
"Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals."
"The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."
"In the game of life nothing is less important than the score at half time."
"Nothing incites failure more than success."
"Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass."
"The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much."
"When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry."
"Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe."
"Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner."
"Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow."
"A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud."
"To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth."
"If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation."
"Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you."
"An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep."
"LIFE - Death's Very Emissary"
"Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful."
"We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking..."
"We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion."
"Karma is a balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it."
"Karma is the balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it."
"We create karma by all kinds of selfish actions.The first thing we must understand is that we are psychologically asleep.It is very difficult for us to be conscious of ourselves. We are not very aware. We must come to recognize that we do not pay attention."
"Self-observation is simply the observation of an internal state and an external event. It is pure awareness, which gives one the ability to choose one's actions. Only by having the choice can one perform what is right."
"Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed."
"Love wins when reflections win over reflexes."
Abhysheq Shukla, Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid
"In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly."
Abhysheq Shukla, Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid
"Every person has his secret; in reverie, unbeknown to others, he finds peace, freedom, sorrow and love."
Abhysheq Shukla, Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid
"He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable"
"It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples."
"Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism."
"I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen."
"Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement."
"If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!"
"If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions."
"Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power."
"With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war."
"Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble."
"Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind."
"Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions."
"No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class."
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