Water Quotes

"She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city"

Roman Payne

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."

Jarod Kintz

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."

Jarod Kintz

"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."

Jarod Kintz

"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."

Jarod Kintz

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"

Jarod Kintz

"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."

Jarod Kintz

"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."

Jarod Kintz

"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."

Jarod Kintz

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."

Jarod Kintz

"If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get water with no ice. Ah, but that’s life, no?"

Jarod Kintz

"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."

Jarod Kintz

"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."

Jarod Kintz

"I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately."

Jarod Kintz

"Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush."

Jarod Kintz

"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."

Jarod Kintz

"What if guns shot clouds, rather than bullets? Then they’d not only be peaceful, but they’d be delayed water guns. Is there a Nobel Farm Prize?"

Jarod Kintz

"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"

Jarod Kintz

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

Jarod Kintz

"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."

Jarod Kintz

"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."

Jarod Kintz

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."

Jarod Kintz

"Water can be as hard as ice and as soft as fog, which is why my love is so drinkable, because it is fluid and forgiving. It's easy to love until there's nothing left. Eventually, the water runs out, the ice melts, and the fog fades into an abyss.-Jarod Kintz and Karen Quan"

Jarod Kintz

"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"

Jarod Kintz

"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."

Jarod Kintz

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

Jarod Kintz

"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"

Jarod Kintz

"My acquaintances aren’t worth the aqua I drink after they leave me thirsting for something more meaningful. I don’t want refillable relationships—I want connections so deep they are black abysses."

Jarod Kintz

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."

Jarod Kintz

"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. I would pour you a large glass of Michael Phelps, but I don’t have that much water."

Jarod Kintz

"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."

Jarod Kintz

"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."

Jarod Kintz

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."

Jarod Kintz

"You never really know what's coming. A small wave, or maybe a big one. All you can really do is hope that when it comes, you can surf over it, instead of drown in its monstrosity."

Alysha Speer

"I bought a faucet, but water wasn’t included. That’s like when you buy my love—it’s dirty and used, but soap isn’t included."

Jarod Kintz

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."

Jarod Kintz

"In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the way light on black water reflects like diamonds, the treasure that was us."

Jarod Kintz

"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."

Jarod Kintz

"The memory of her love shimmers the way white light ripples gently on the midnight river, and I am currently thirsting to swim in the current that will flow downstream into her wading and waiting arms."

Jarod Kintz

"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."

Jarod Kintz

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."

Jarod Kintz

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."

Jarod Kintz

"I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life."

Jarod Kintz

"A pitcher throws baseballs, but a pitcher also holds liquid. My emotions are so fluid I wonder how large the pitcher would have to be to hold my heart. Probably 6’3”."

Jarod Kintz

"I made a cauldron of coffee, and I was thinking we could chug it and then teach each other how to dance by using the bottom of a floating canoe as a ballroom."

Jarod Kintz

"I watered your memory every day to keep it alive, and after all this time it's like a tall cypress tree rooted deep in the St. John's River."

Jarod Kintz

"In the desert, the only god is a well."

Vera Nazarian

"An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate."

Criss Jami, Venus in Arms

"A thirst for water may be an oasis in your day."

Anthony T.Hincks

"The oceans and seas are forces which, if you forget, they will gladly remind you."

Anthony T.Hincks

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