Tom Quotes
16 quotes
"Do you want this to be a love story?"
"They're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at."
"There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."
"[Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?"
"Oh, I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that."
"The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you."
"All I've got is my kids, and my car. They mean the world to me. [slams Rachel's head in car door.]"
"Gee, I wonder why I spend every waking moment of my life operating a crane... God, I hate my job. [starts playing with a crane machine]"
"[After finding Michael Jackson with a group of children] Run away, kids! Run TOWARDS the Tri-pods if you have to!"
"[drunk] One, for the money. [hiccups] Two, for the show. [hiccups] Three to get ready. [hiccups] And four to go!"
"Kevin had been born to make love to a man, the same way I had."
"Of course, in a novel, people’s hearts break, and they die, and that is the end of it; and in a story this is very convenient. But in real life we do not die when all that makes life bright dies to us. There is a most busy and important round of eating, drinking, dressing, walking, visiting, buying, selling, talking, reading, and all that makes up what is commonly called living, yet to be gone through…"
"I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife."
"Every villain is a hero in his own mind."
"Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it -- namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain."
"I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent."