Scary Movie 3
13 quotes
Biography
"I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car."
"Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!"
"[After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'll need a ride home."
"(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole."
"My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."
"I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda."
"[after watching a rap battle] I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. [both rappers pull out their guns and shoot him]."
"Right. Let's see if we can steer that course keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. [goes over to a portrait of President Ford] I wonder what President Ford would've done. Well, if the buck stops here... The buck stops here."
"[after the rappers kill each other in a shoot-out] These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos."
"[Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?"
"Great Trilogies Come In Threes."
"Jenny McCarthy - Kate"
"D. L. Hughley - John Wilson"