
Scary Movie 4
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Biography
Scary Movie 4 is a 2006 American parody film directed by David Zucker from a screenplay by Craig Mazin, Jim Abrahams, and Pat Proft, based on a story by Mazin. It is the sequel to Scary Movie 3 (2003) and the fourth installment in the Scary Movie film series.
"All I've got is my kids, and my car. They mean the world to me. [slams Rachel's head in car door.]"
"Gee, I wonder why I spend every waking moment of my life operating a crane... God, I hate my job. [starts playing with a crane machine]"
"[After finding Michael Jackson with a group of children] Run away, kids! Run TOWARDS the Tri-pods if you have to!"
"Gentlemen, you don't know me, but I know you. You both play games with people for a living, but now you are going to be playing for your lives."
"What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good!"