Long Quotes
410 quotes
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
"I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)"
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"In the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy and confusion."
"The road is long, we carry on, try to have fun in the meantime."
"You want help? Ask for help. You want love? Ask for love. If you want anything from the universe, anything from yourself, you must first ask."
"love is undying,of that I feel certain.I mean deep,abiding,cherishing love.The love that gives protection even as you,my guardian angel,gave me protection long after you had gone-and continue to give this very day...A love beyond Death-a love that makes Life alive!"
"Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present."
"Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!"
"The lasting physical and mental health effects of long term very high altitude exposure appear to be remarkably similar to daily heavy smoking."
"The long term health effects from utility company smart meters present a far greater risk to the general population than terrorism in the USA."
"I long for the day when I hear the musicwithout any song."
"Computers and mobile devices are becoming known for their inherent insecurities and the ability to damage the long term health of the users."
"Very few people realize how dangerous the indoor environment can be to long term health."
"I just met Stephen King in my dreams... I just said what I have watched and read from his books... Mainly I received a hug from him, it was like we are friends from long time."
"Another day.How long are you gonna scroll down?SemicolonSmile"
"My mind is being consumed by you.My body is longing for you. Just one touch or a kiss, And I shall be satiated for a thousand years."
"Girls should be taught at school that giving birth to an unnaturally over-sized western baby that no longer fits down the birth canal may lead to a multitude of long term health problems."
"Thanks to President Obama, I am able to get medical treatment in the USA for the long term effects of very high altitude sickness and unnatural electromagnetic radiation exposures."
"Just take my hand, lead, dance with me...and I will simply follow the blueness of the water, the white waves rolling free...where the earth beneath my feet and stars make my heart whole again...in long and priceless moments of shared solitude..."
"Unfortunately, humans have a long history of trying to fix their engineering mistakes with more engineering mistakes!"
"Corrupt and incompetent police officers have a long history of being protected by their colleagues, police internal affairs and the government."
"If peaceful protesting really worked, the need to peacefully protest would have subsided to almost zero a long time ago! Instead, the thing that has subsided to almost zero are the number of complaints filed against police officers that are actually upheld."
"He longed for cleanliness and tidiness: it was hard to find peace in the middle of disorder."
"It was not the sorrowful, lovely piece she had once played for Dorian, and it was not the light, dancing melodies she'd played for sport; it was not the complex and clever pieces she had played for Nehemia and Chaol. This piece was a celebration—a reaffirmation of life, of glory, of the pain and beauty in breathing.Perhaps that was why she'd gone to hear it performed every year, after so much killing and torture and punishment: as a reminder of that she was, of what she struggled to"
"His famous, soul-stirring "I have a dream" speech will still give you chills and break your heart today. Decades later, long after his life on earth tragically ended, the legacy of his burden lives on, improving lives for generations to come. All because one man allowed his burden to birth a dream."
"The sacred bequestOf times long spent with your heartThat saturate and illuminate you nowSo piercingly…"
"Distance matters only when you fail to cover it through your mind"
"I inadvertently had a very high dose of environmental transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) when commissioning a very high powered utility electronic power plant and I can assure you that it can do very strange things to your thinking and the effects last a very long time!"
Steven Magee, Solar Radiation, Global Warming and Human Disease
"Guess life is really a road marked by crossroads. It's not the long and winding stretches that will hurt you the most. It's the crossroads. You make a bad choice and it's a tumble and a rumble before you get back on your feet again. But you'll get back on your feet. You'll find yourself. And then you'll be off to your next adventure (crossroads, I mean). In my case, I always had a safety net—my faith in God. But then, I'm more like the millions of simple folk who travel this world."
"Get up,” she said. “Get up, my lord. If you do not have long, there is still much to do. You must not waste another day, another morning! Take hold of your life with both hands and crush it to you, my lord. You will not have another in this world."
"A spark of every fire we seek is already within us."
"12. There will come a day, much quicker than your parents would wish, when you will no longer be comfortable living at home. You will want to move out and establish a home of your own. After that time, your mother and father will be more like your friends than your parents. And someday, if they live long enough, you will be more like a parent to them than a son or daughter."
James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: The Next Generation's Guide to a Meaningful Future
"Living appears good, long, and tiresome, but it is way too short than a single stroke of lightning."
"Unless a person understands God’s laws, he will not have long-lasting success"
"Nobody lives forever, nobody stays young long enough. My past seemed like so much excess baggage, my future a series of long goodbyes, my present an empty flask, the last good drink already bitter on my tongue."
"Life without God is a long and fruitless search for enjoyment, meaning, and fulfillment."
"Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn-out relationship."
"No matter how short or long your journey to your accomplishment is, if you don't begin you can't get there. Beginning is difficult, but unavoidable!"
"Never keep long and be waiting. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end."
"Love in your heart is good medicine for long live. Hatred in your blood is the major cause of heart failure! Love people, get transfused with a fresh blood and you'll live long!"
"You have been complaining so long about your labour pains. It's time to show us your baby! What at all have you been dreaming about that long? Let's see it and give it a name!"
"Don't show your inferiority by climbing a stunted tree, show your superiority by climbing the longest and crooked one."
"Fear no more as long as her memory surrounds you like a ghost…cry no more as long as she weeps for you like a willow."
"Ophelia,' said the boy. He said it very quietly. She didn't like the way he said that at all. He sounded sad and as though he expected more from her.'And how do you know my name anyways?' she said. 'I never told you it, not once.''I heard it once, a long time ago.'He was full of mysterious sentences like that."
"If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can stock up on capri pants for next summer or afford a leather interior in the new SUV. As long as you don't own the responsibility of being blessed with resources so that you can give to those around you, then you can stay focused on getting more for yourself."
"We long for things that harm us and run from the things that grow and heal us. We think good is bad and bad is good."
"An hour is indeed a long time when you count every second"
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