Drinks Quotes
17 quotes
"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."
"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."
"I love coffee cake, but I would prefer if it were just a little more drinkable. I almost choked while chugging some this morning, and if it weren’t for the fluid nature of clownfish, I might have caught feelings for Hillary using a basketball net."
"The lover drinksand the cup-bearer pours.The lover thinksbut the cup-bearer knows:love begets love.Since this wine is love,then this cup is love,then this tavern is love,then this life is love."
"26. Don’t marry someone with intolerable characteristics in the hopes of changing him or her. If you can’t live with someone who drinks or someone who isn’t a Christian or someone who isn’t clean, then don’t marry that kind of person. The chances for miraculous improvements or changes in behavior are slim. What you see is what you get!"
James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: The Next Generation's Guide to a Meaningful Future
"People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams."
"Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining golden bright in whatever heavy delirious weave you wish to make."
"Take this drink as a token ofmy disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining golden bright in whatever heavy delirious weave you wish to make."
"The greatest tragedy to ever happen to a nation is not the incidences of war or terrorism. It's when more bookshops close down and more drinking bars are opened to replace them!"
"No milk. It is black coffee, pure but strong, that fortifies against the powers of darkness with which the world is filled."
"It's interesting how interesting uninteresting people get after a few drinks."
"She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic."
"I never will suggest you to drink energy drinks, they taste like hell!"
"I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school."
"The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude."
"Taking in too much added sugar from highly marketed sugary foods and drinks displaces healthier foods in the diet."