Cody Quotes
5 quotes
"(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole."
"Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya."
"[Bumps into African-American Leprechaun when entering the men's room] Watch it, nosebleed!"
"The buzzing was like the eager purr of a muscle car that had just been started, but left in neutral. That was another of Cody’s metaphors for it; I’d said the sensation felt like an unbalanced washing machine filled with a hundred epileptic chimpanzees. Pretty proud of that one."
"...Cody is furiously explaining to his little son Tim 'Never let the right hand know what your left hand is doing'...Page 100."