Leprechaun 2
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Biography
Leprechaun 2 is a 1994 American fantasy comedy horror film directed by Rodman Flender and written by Turi Meyer and Al Septien. The sequel to Mark Jones' Leprechaun (1993) and the second installment in the Leprechaun franchise, the plot centers on a leprechaun as he hunts for a bride and for his gold-hoarding impulses.
"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."
"I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter."
"The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!"
"Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night."
"[Drunkenly] Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre- CAN... hmph... cahn..."
"A leprechaun's home has many surprises."
"We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes."
"Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!"
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
"You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!"
"[Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day] A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones."
"A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! [Laughs] Happy St. Patrick's Day."
"Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night."
"[Disguised as Bridgette, laughing hysterically] You lose!"
"[The Leprechaun manifests a topless Bridget in front of Ian] A vision before you appears to be true. But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you."
"A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!"
"I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun."
"Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya."
"[Bumps into African-American Leprechaun when entering the men's room] Watch it, nosebleed!"
"Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer."
"Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?"
"Yo man, want me gold?"