Car Quotes
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"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile."
"If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."
"The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well."
"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"
"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."
"pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!"
"Some people think driving is speeding the car. Only to find out. Driving is not speeding the car but is being able to control the car."
"You must do as your people do. If my people are poor, I must be poor. People ask me, 'Why don't you find a personal coach or a private car?' I can't. Then I won't be part of my people."
"I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
"When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible."
"The cars we drive say a lot about us."
"It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself."
"We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?"
"I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money."
"I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing."
"I never rode in an automobile until I was 12."
"My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'"
"When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools."
"In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!"
"Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike."
"But my passion is racing cars. It's what I like to do in my off time."
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
"But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun."
"I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isn't really about loving cars. It's sort of about needing them."
"There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars."
"The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life's work complete."
"I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses."
"We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world."
"We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I've got the world's smallest phone. Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know?"
"I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles."
"See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars. It's not that. It's the fear that you're past your best. It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work."
"Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious goals to improve efficiency of our cars. What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency."
"You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas."
"I had never been able to get a car that said how much I cared about the environment until I drove electric."
"Fast cars are my only vice."
"Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures."
"I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage."
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