“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“[Humor]: In its essence, merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.”

Irvin S. Cobb