“If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.”
“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”
Irvin S. Cobb
“[Humor]: In its essence, merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”
Irvin S. Cobb
“Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.”
Irvin S. Cobb
“As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.”
Irvin S. Cobb
“I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.”
Irvin S. Cobb