“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.”

Irvin S. Cobb

“I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.”

Irvin S. Cobb