“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

Bill Watterson

“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”

Bill Watterson

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

Bill Watterson

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

Bill Watterson

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

Bill Watterson