“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

Bill Watterson

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

Bill Watterson

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

Bill Watterson

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

Bill Watterson

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

Bill Watterson