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“Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do a little sneaking around, but I can't because... my head's too big! I mean, look at me - I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! If I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I need you to get me something black and slimming to wear! I don't want my butt to look too big!”
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“Crash, where's the fusion unit?! If this is a joke, I don't get it...”

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“Okay, Crash, what's the story? I need that fusion unit so I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl on the track, so GET MOVING!!!”

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“Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?”

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“Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch.”

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“[after the racers crash into each other] Nice drivin', fool”

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