Cortex Quotes
16 quotes
"Crash, you blithering imbecile! Can't you do anything right?! You're the worst mutation I've ever created! Bring me those gears, NOW!"
"Crash, you cantankerous twerp! What are you even doing back here?! [Crash gives an unintelligible response] SHUT UP! GET ME THAT GEAR! [Crash shrugs]"
"Crash, you blithering imbecilic BOOB! How am I supposed to destro-- err, help you bandicoots without enough Power Crystals?! Get moving, hairball!"
"Oh yes, that's right - stand there and hit the "Talk" button to annoy the mad scientist! Next you'll spin attack, I suppose?! Just get me those Crystals, you idiot!"
"Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do a little sneaking around, but I can't because... my head's too big! I mean, look at me - I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! If I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I need you to get me something black and slimming to wear! I don't want my butt to look too big!"
"Is... Is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!"
"Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something."
"I'm off to do bad things! Ta ta!"
"Crash, you gullible fool! You walked right into my trap. Now I'll have you and the Mojo!"
"You terrible, ungrateful child! You'll never get away with this."
"Ohh, your going to get some punchie-punch NOW! CRASH, come over here and take out this terrible excuse for a niece."
"Oh gross, get a room."
"Oh, Nina... betraying me is the most vile, evil thing you could have ever done. You are a skank! I'm so proud of you right now."
"I'm still going to spank you stupid for this!"
"How long have had that in your pants?"
"Intense fatigue or illness may also weaken the control of the cortex. Hence we find tired or sick persons responding to threats with a greater degree of undifferentiated anxiety. In psychoanalytic terms, we would speak of this as regression."