“Crash, where's the fusion unit?! If this is a joke, I don't get it...”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch.”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“[after the racers crash into each other] Nice drivin', fool”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“Crash, you blithering imbecile! Can't you do anything right?! You're the worst mutation I've ever created! Bring me those gears, NOW!”

Crash Tag Team Racing