“A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.”

Don Herold

“There's one thing about baldness; it's neat.”

Don Herold

“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”

Don Herold

“Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”

Don Herold

“A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.”

Don Herold