“A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.”

Don Herold

“There's one thing about baldness; it's neat.”

Don Herold

“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”

Don Herold

“Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”

Don Herold

“A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.”

Don Herold