“I went to the store and bought lady fingers. When I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.”
JL
“(In a tone suggesting a reference to his upbringing) I was brought up on charges.”
Jay London
“So how do you like my overall look? (Jay's usual stage attire was bib overalls)”
Jay London
“You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on evolutionary chart.”
Jay London
“I get all my hair products at PetCo. (Jay's hair is long, curly, and quite messy)”
Jay London
“You know what burns me? Matches.”
Jay London