“You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on evolutionary chart.”
JL
“(In a tone suggesting a reference to his upbringing) I was brought up on charges.”
Jay London
“So how do you like my overall look? (Jay's usual stage attire was bib overalls)”
Jay London
“I get all my hair products at PetCo. (Jay's hair is long, curly, and quite messy)”
Jay London
“You know what burns me? Matches.”
Jay London
“I was born nine months premature.”
Jay London