“After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, because we all have nicknames. So I named my private part Pride. It's not much, but at least I have my Pride.”
JL
“(In a tone suggesting a reference to his upbringing) I was brought up on charges.”
Jay London
“So how do you like my overall look? (Jay's usual stage attire was bib overalls)”
Jay London
“You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on evolutionary chart.”
Jay London
“I get all my hair products at PetCo. (Jay's hair is long, curly, and quite messy)”
Jay London
“You know what burns me? Matches.”
Jay London