Whistler Quotes

"They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it."

Blade II

"[After Scud punches him] Why, you little shit."

Blade II

"[after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb] I was just startin' to like him."

Blade II

"[To Chupa] I love it when you talk dirty, sweetheart."

Blade II

"Hey, kid! [Throws Blade his sunglasses]"

Blade II

"(deleted scene) Never underestimate the power of the pussy, boys. One cunt hair off that thing can drag a freight train a mile uphill."

Blade II

"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"

Christopher Moore, Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art