Christopher Moore, Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art
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"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"
"...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis."
"The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien.'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal lineage; subterfuge is one of the many talents we carry in our blood, along with guile and hemophilia."
"Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead.' Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly, to 'poop on a stick,' but sounded more succinct, like this: 'Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead, Poopstick."
"I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred."
"Apologies, one loses perspective after spending a week in a brothel."
"But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.""I thought you liked redheads.""I do. What's your point?"