Tequila Quotes
13 quotes
"[After his pants are set on fire and a baby urinates down his leg] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot."
"A cop dies and I make a tune for him."
"Roses are so obvious. Anyone would suspect them."
"Guy goes through hell for a girl but she doesn't realize it."
"[after shooting a guy while carrying a baby, covering the babies eyes] Woops, X-rated action"
"Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila."
"At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he'd have two moustaches, and that'd be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man's face."
"It would not be until darkness had taken indisputable control over the land, until the flames of the bonfire created an unreal world of shadows, until tequila and mescal untied men from their somber selves."
"If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine."
"Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles."
"There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo."
"There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus."
"Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila."