Stupid Quotes
274 quotes
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
"I feel sorry for anyone who is in a place where he feels strange and stupid."
"The word "genius"isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
"Have faith that your child's brain is an evolving planet that rotates at its own speed. It will naturally be attracted to or repel certain subjects. Be patient. Just as there are ugly ducklings that turn into beautiful swans, there are rebellious kids and slow learners that turn into serious innovators and hardcore intellectuals."
"Don’t do anything stupid.""Don’t worry," I whispered over the line, "I’m an expert on stupid.""You’re...""Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they’ve been? I’m like that. A stupidinator.""Never say that word again," Prof said."
"It all starts with a tiny, stupid idea, then one thing leads to another, and suddenly, you find something amazing: yourself."
"Stupid is the New Smart."
"If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya"
"He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles)."
"I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid."
"True beauty is measured by the number of pearls within you, not those around your neck."
Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
"Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth."
"Irony is wasted on the stupid"
"I can arrogantly brag that the doors I choose in life open wide and grant me unobstructed passage. But the widest doors tend to lead to the worst places."
"A compass calibrated by my greed is a rather shrewd way to legitimize my agenda. However, true north on a compass such as this is a straight line to the edge of a really big cliff."
"Things becomes invisible at the very moment I refuse to grant them importance. And while I am utterly ashamed to admit it, many of the most important things in my life are invisible."
"Being a fool is a billion times better than being blinded by the illusion of intellect."
Abhijit Naskar, Human Making is Our Mission: A Treatise on Parenting
"I am a scientist, and as such I am proud to say that being stupid at times is a very human thing. Be proud to be stupid, be proud to be fool. Being a fool is a billion times better than being blinded by the illusion of intellect. I admit I am a fool, but at the very least, with each passing day I do my best to get lesser fool."
Abhijit Naskar, Human Making is Our Mission: A Treatise on Parenting
"If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence."
"Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said."
"I'm in a hole because at some point I found a shovel and started digging. Maybe I should trade my shovels for ladders and start climbing."
"A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn’t help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions."
"Things that are truly great need nothing from me, and to somehow think that they do speaks to my utter lack of greatness."
"Ignorance is avoiding that which stands in front of me out of the misplaced hope that it will put what I’m ignoring behind me. Instead, it’s most certain to drop it on top of me."
"(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
"The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are."
"Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age."
"Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have."
"Religion can only do two things for mankind turn them into monster or stupid."
"Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self."
"Knowledge is strength. Ignorance is the kiss of death."
Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
"One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer."
"Every Intelligent person was once a fool."
"Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real.“Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams."
"Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could."
"I AM A BIG STUPID,SO NEAR ME WANDER CUPID,BUT I KNOW TO BE LUCID,I NEVER WASTE MY EYES FLUID."
"I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think 'this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time."
"It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.”“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of usgetting along so well."
"There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party."
"Bryan helped me up. "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"I shrugged. "I've never been very athletic. Not unless you count fencing.""You made fences?"
"To intentionally pass on opportunity is to intentionally pass on living."
"Oh stupid, silly, awkward me;Will I never, ever see?People babble, speak, and talk;All I can do is stand and gawk!"
"The corner doesn't mind listening to the stupid things I say;Sometimes it's the only one keeping me from running away.And the corner never tells me things I'd rather never know;We became the best of friends long, long, long ago."
"The stupid are always in a tendency to create enemies; on the other hand the clever are always in a tendency to create friendships! Make friends with anything or anybody possible, in short, be clever!"
"Most people are boring and stupid."
"Even when you are lazy and don't have the effort to learn something sit somewhere in public and try to observe the stupid people around you, that would be more than enough learning for the day."
"You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown."
"Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people."
"Well, Watson, what do you make of it?'Holmes was sitting with his back to me, and I had given him no sign of my occupation.'How did you know what I was doing? I believe you have eyes in the back of your head.''I have, at least, a well-polished, silver-plated coffee-pot in front of me', said he."
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America."
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