Other characters Quotes
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"Liz: If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened."
"Liz: PLEASE, CAN WE JUST CALM... THE FUCK... DOWN!"
"Liz: I can see what David is trying to say, even if he is being a twat!"
"Diane: [describing the appearance of a zombie.] Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet."
"Diane: [Repeated line] SHAUUUUN!"
"David: For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!"
"David: I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!"
"Phillip: [On his zombie bite.] I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap."
"Barbara: [final words.] It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?"
"Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you."
"Pete: [To Shaun] Sort your fucking life out, mate!"
"Pete: And the front door is open... again!"
"Trisha Goddard: [re: a guest who still loves her undead husband.] You go to bed with it?!"
"Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate."
"Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain."
"Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary."
"Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull-"
"Melvin Blitzny: "She wasn't good looking and she smelled like a horse, but she was woman enough for me!""
"Crazy" Harij: "I realize that you find me irresistible... but, I'm tired of talking to you!"
"Guard in Soviet compound: "This is the Union of the Socialist Soviet Republics, people do not disappear for no reason!" (on talking with another guard about the missing comrade Mikhail)"
"Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying."
"Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?"
"Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my fucking turban?"
"Captain Darius: Get these guys some vests."
"At first, celebrations were planned, then arrests. Then they decided to combine them."
"Toad: [to a termite] Listen up, you lazy termite! I told you a thousand times that there are no breaks around here! [kicks the termite] Everyone get to work!!! EVERYONE GET TO WORK!!!! [a termite carves a statue of him standing on a toad and then is chased away by a toad]"
"Spidora: For a spider, whoever falls into her web... is her dinner!"
"Hawthorn: Insects despise hawthorns! They prefer flowers! That's why we don't want you here! We hate your music! Destroy the guitar!"
"Bright Eyes: Are there any s-s-sharks in quicksand?"
"Charlamange: What the heck. I've only got nine lives to lose. Let's get cracking!"
"Florence: The wee poor darlings are getting hungry."
"Hairball: I'm trying to pull you out, so quit trying to pull me in!"
"Howler: I've got cauliflower ears and a corn on my toe!"
"Sir McNasty: Enjoy your reign while you can, King Arthur. But I shall never rest until the Bone of Scone is mine. Then I shall rule the world! And should I fail, the sons of the McNasty clan will not sleep until the Bone of Scone rests in McNasty hands!"
"Lumpy [to Collette and Whopper]: Trying to escape with the Bone, huh? Well, you'll pay for that!"
"Bones [referring to Big Paw]: For something that doesn't exist, he really is big!"
"Tammy: Just think—without the Bone of Scone, we wouldn't be able to talk with all of you!"
"Mr. McGuigan: (Referring to the puppies after they crash into his huge set of cuckoo clocks In an acorn avalanche) Easy come, easy go."
"Wong: That hurt, Emil! Want me to show you how it feels? [before knocking out Emil "Abomination" Blonsky in the underground fights in Macau]"
"Ying Nan: You are a product of all who came before you, the legacy of your family. You are your mother. And whether you like it or not, you are also your father."
"Ying Li: [to her son] Lead with your breath. Look into your heart, the light and the dark. To know yourself, you must face them both."
"Lyudmila's workmate. To become a General's wife, you must marry a Lieutenant."
"Gosha's workmate, scientist. (about Gosha) In front of you, comrades, is a locksmith with a capital L."
"Nikolai. (to Katerina, Lyudmila and Antonina, going in search of Gosha) Let everyone into the apartment. Don't let anyone out. If there's resistance, open fire."
"In general, Russia was terribly unlucky with its tsars after Peter the Great. This is my personal opinion."
"My daughter gets C grades in your discipline systematically, this is surprising and alarming, because history is not mathematics, you don’t need to be a genius."
"She's not an old woman, but the doomsday. She talked a lot, but said nothing."
"He has Titus syndrome... "Titus, come to work" - "My stomach hurts" - "Titus, come to dinner" - "Where's my big spoon?""