Shaun of the Dead
51 quotes
Biography
"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."
"[Response to David.] GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!"
"[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad. He's my stepdad."
"[repeated line, about his copy of Man Parrish's "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!"
"[Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!"
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
"[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.(A reference to The Evil Dead)."
"What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)"
"[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"
"(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe."
"Would anyone like... a peanut?"
"[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE! [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]"
"[When about to attack a zombified John] Okay, John. It's time at the bar!"
"[Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.] Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"
"[When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts] Oh my god, that is rotten!"
"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
"[to David when he complains about the window] You did that, you twat!"
"[to Shaun as he goes to save Barbara] Don't forget to kill Phillip!"
"[repeated line.] Cock it!"
"[Indicates hand movement of sex] "Café au lait" [Moans and points at Shaun] "Pour Vous""
"[repeated line.] Two seconds."
"WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA! (reference to Night of the Living Dead)"
"Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"
"You believe everything you hear on TV?"
"Watch the leather (reference to Dazed and Confused)"