Jacob Quotes
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"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
"Are you two you know?"Jacob pointed at us. "Together? Together? "I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was no friendly peck on the lips. When our tongues touched, my bag slipped off my arm and hit the frosted ground."Holy crap,"Jacob muttered. "I think they're going to make babies."
"What would Golan Do? That way I can ask myself before I do anything. Before I take a dump. How would Dr. Golan want me to take this dump? Should I bank it off the side or go straight down the middle? What would be the most psychologically beneficial dump I could take?"
"[from trailer] Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?"
"[about Blaine] Hey look, it's the douchebag from Karate Kid 3."
"[to Lou] I knew I hated you for a reason! I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!"
"I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?"
"I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working."
"The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"In other words, it was a struggle with himself. And the product of that struggle: anger, bitterness, resentment, envy or transformation, aspiration, hope, decency..the product of that struggle is the quality of your life and the nature of your soul."
"There's nothing to took forward to any more if you don't have dreams," he said. "Because dreams are goals and John might have run out of goals. So he died."
"His resiliency was not the resiliency of the dumb but of a lamb who can remember hurt but cannot sustain the anger or the bitterness that brittles the heart."
"You have your world to rebuild, and I have mine."
"You do right by me, I'll show you a life most suckers can't even dream of."
"With lead he shaded love into the woman's eyes."
"I'd run you know. It's like when you're really busy doing something and you don't have time to think about things. Well, I'd run and run and run so I couldn't think."
"When I woke up and the dark wasn't gone yet, and the dark seemed so big, then she sang soft and made the dark small again."That is the best of all things we can do for one another: Make the dark small."
"Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed."
"I am not God, and I am not judge. Your fate is your own And you need not to budge."
"Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen"