Crazy, Stupid, Love.
11 quotes
Biography
"I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."
"I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one..."
"I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up."
"I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?"
"I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working."
"The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
"[to Jacob] Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!"
"Is this some kind of a skit? Because I'm lost."
"You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes.""
"John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley"
"Richard Steven Horvitz - Hardware Store Assistant"