Dialogue Quotes

"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."

Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"

Jarod Kintz

"I lost interest in her because she said the wrong thing. She said nothing."

Jarod Kintz

"Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.'The first one. I really resent being called the second."

Melina Marchetta

"I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies."

Jarod Kintz

"Discussion is impossible with someone who claims not to seek the truth, but already to possess it."

Romain Rolland

"Of course I want to kill you,"said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to."

Derek Landy

"[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."(Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)"

P.G. Wodehouse

"I still believe in man in spite of man. I believe in language even though it has been wounded, deformed, and perverted by the enemies of mankind. And I continue to cling to words because it is up to us to transform them into instruments of comprehension rather than contempt. It is up to us to choose whether we wish to use them to curse or to heal, to wound or to console."

Elie Wiesel

"One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself alone."

Marcel Proust

"Perception can be one-sided or variant: "Glass half empty or half full."There usually is more than one way of perceiving. Thoroughly check your inner dialogue."

T.F. Hodge

"At the 1997 Worldwide Developers Conference at the San Jose Convention Center in San Jose, CA."

Steve Jobs

"Note: bolded portion is ranked #51 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema."

Dirty Harry

"Collins:I like boys!"

Unknown

"Cut down another tree for nuclear power."

Blind Man's Bluff

"Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Barney: Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff. Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Barney: I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights! You can check the manual! Every one of them was as guilty as sin!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: Listen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Barney: Yeah; I guess you're right. I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: I know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Mayor Pike: Oh, it's an outrage, Sheriff! That's what it is! An outrage!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: What'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Barney: Just about! [chuckles]"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Otis: Well, now; maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell nothin' much without my glasses."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Otis: I can't tell! I wasn't wearing my glasses!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney. You can go, Otis."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Barney: Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Barney: I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee..."

The Andy Griffith Show

"Aunt Bee: Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!""

The Andy Griffith Show

"Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?"

The Andy Griffith Show

"Aunt Bee: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!"

The Andy Griffith Show

"[The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]"

The Andy Griffith Show

"[If Silver Samurai defeats Wolverine]"

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"[If Wolverine defeats Silver Samurai]"

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"You find a shovel...With your face. - Odin, when Thor finds a shovel in a dark level"

Unknown

"Odin: You've found a child's doll. Put it under your shirt…and P-L-E-A-S-E don't let anyone see you carrying it!"

Unknown

"WILL YOU PUT THAT AWAY! What would Hercules think if he saw you playing with that? - Odin, on use of the doll"

Unknown

"Thor: What's with the doll"

Unknown

"Relg: Hi and welcome to Relg's TV and Bridge Repair. We can fix ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. As long as it's a TV or a bridge."

Unknown

"Relg: Which bridge needs fixed?"

Unknown

"Odin: You have found Nognir's Lair, my son! He is very powerful, but if you are patient and do not panic you will defeat him!"

Unknown

"Welcome to Ken's House of Wonders. If you survive your trip, it will be well worth it! - Hermit outside"

Unknown

"Child: If you're entering town, watch out for the Red Guards. They will throw you in jail for almost anything! You sure don't want to end up there…or do you?"

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"Sign Outside Lokisburg: Have a pleasant stay, but remember these few rules:"

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"Child: Do ya think that the Force will be with us since we're the Rebels?"

Unknown

"Woody: Here at Woody's we have everything you need for the home, office or local rebellion."

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