Comic book quotes Quotes

""If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1"

The Joker

"(to Judge Drake) "You can't win anyway... You see, I hold the winning card!" - Batman #1"

The Joker

""I won't even waste the usual Joker Venom on you, Brute, but give you something you can understand...lead! - Batman #1"

The Joker

""Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!" - Batman #1"

The Joker

""I'm not mad at all. I'm just differently sane." - Batman and Robin #13"

The Joker

"(to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle." - Superman/Batman: World's Finest"

The Joker

""One by One, they'll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall." - Batman: The Man Who Laughs"

The Joker

""In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out." - Shadow of the Bat #37"

The Joker

""It's a clear choice -- me or Pettit. Vote or die. Cancer or tuberculosis." - Detective Comics #737"

The Joker

""If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!" - Batman: Dark Detective"

The Joker

""They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it." - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"

The Joker

""You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory"

The Joker

"(to Batman) "Quick question: When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?" - Batman: The Long Halloween"

The Joker

""Every clown loves kids, captain. Just ask Sarah Essen-Gordon. Oh, that's right, you can't!" - Gotham Central #15"

The Joker

"(As Nightwing pummels him) "Aw... Jeez... I hit Jason a lot harder than that. (Pause) His name was Jason, right?" - Joker: Last Laugh #6"

The Joker

""Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too." - Emperor Joker"

The Joker

"(To Harley as he turns her into a Constellation) "You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it." - Emperor Joker"

The Joker

""I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!" - Batman #655"

The Joker

""Obvious...And everybody knows. You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on.... Yes... Just look at you... Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black... And yet... You leave that little window... A glimpse at the perfection underneath. OBVIOUS; The chiseled jaw, the mouth of a monster... Why do you let it be seen? Tell me why...... - Joker"

The Joker

""A bit of advice...don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look" - Joker"

The Joker

""I am the Champion of the WORLD!"- Elseworlds: Batman/Lobo"

The Joker

""Laugh, clown, laugh...and laugh again! The police are completely at bay! Batman is baying at the moon! No one can beat the Joker! Soon, now...soon they'll see it my way! They'll know I mean what I say! Today, the American fish... and tomorrow all the fish in the world! But...what if everybody stops eating fish? I hadn't thought of that! What if they all conspire against me...leave my Joker-Fish in the sea? But no...that would never work! The VEGETARIANS wouldn't go along! And anyway...I could use my chemicals on cattle! JOKER-BURGERS! OUTRAGEOUS! - Detective Comics #476"

The Joker

""Howdy, Stan, the Donutz man! This is a stickup, see? (holds two donuts up to his eyes like a mask) - Laughter After Midnight"

The Joker

""Here's the cold, hard truth Bats...I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy...I'm crazy 'cause I hate you. " - Batman: Cacophony"

The Joker

""Like the view? It's the only thing you'll be catching tonight". - Hush"

Selina Kyle

""Rabbiting? I've never rabbited in my life! I've pussy-footed. I've cat-scratched. I've even kittycornered. But I don't rabbit!" - Catwoman Vol. 2 #12"

Selina Kyle

""Live fast. Love hard. Die young. Leave a good-smelling corpse". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #18"

Selina Kyle

""They may suspect me, but they'll never see me. They may chase me, but they'll never catch me. Never, never, ever catch me". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #19"

Selina Kyle

""Little birds should stay away from big bad kittycats". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #25"

Selina Kyle

""I'm a thief--and stealing is what I do. Not so much for the prize or the possession or even the profit...but for the art of doing it...because I can...and because I'm good". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #38"

Selina Kyle

""You are part of the night, just like me. We're not afraid of the dark--we come alive in it...we're thrilled by it". [to Batman] - Catwoman Vol. 2 #40"

Selina Kyle

""A long time ago, before I put on this mask, I was afraid of everything". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #59"

Selina Kyle

""That's part of the rule. Never quit. Never let them see you're afraid. Above all -- never let them see you're hurt. Never let them see you cry. Never". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #75"

Selina Kyle

""My world is all just shades of grey, Batman. That's why you'll never really understand me". - Catwoman Vol. 3 #1"

Selina Kyle

""Show a man what he expects to see, and he won't look beneath the surface". - Catwoman vol. 1 #1"

Selina Kyle

""It's such a waste when pretty things get broken". - Catwoman vol. 1 #2"

Selina Kyle

""Life would be so much easier if I didn't have this conscience!" - Catwoman vol. 1 #9"

Selina Kyle

""I'm a thief--and stealing is what I do. Not so much for the prize or the possession or even the profit...but for the art of doing it...because I can... and because I'm good". - Catwoman vol. 1 #38"

Selina Kyle

""The East End. My soul is tied to this place now. Because it's cost me so much in blood and tears. But this is where the Catwoman was born. And if it has to be, this is where she'll die". - Catwoman Vol. 3 #25"

Selina Kyle

"(To Poison Ivy) "Oh my god. I get it. You're insane, aren't you?" - Gotham City Sirens #18"

Selina Kyle

"(To Poison Ivy) "We both know you've been looking for a reason to say that for a long time. You never wanted me around. You've never liked me. But you could never justify it. Not to Harley". - Gotham City Sirens #21"

Selina Kyle

"(To Harley Quinn) "Your ex-lover, a murderous psychopath who has repeatedly made our lives a living hell, nearly burns my new home to the ground and all you can say is 'gross'?!" - Gotham City Sirens #5"

Selina Kyle

""We are not in control. Every now and then life likes to reiterate that little point. Some people find such reminders disconcerting. They spend their lives in breathless pursuit of meaningless goals, hoping to forget everything they know about their own mortality. Some people anchor themselves to something larger. Religion, Art, Justice. Anything they deem significant in a life that's not. We are not in control. If we were, surely we'd know better than to care about anything". - Catwoman Vol. 2 #57"

Selina Kyle