Bugs bunny Quotes
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"[singing and skipping] Here's the Easter Rabbit! Hooray! / Making life funny! Hooray! Phooey! I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living. [resumes singing] I am getting looney tuney, touched in the head! This whole thing is gooney! I should’ve stood in bed."
"[last lines] Oh well. We almost had a romantic ending!"
"[last lines] Now, that looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. But what I don't understand is why anybody but me would want 18 carrots anyway."
"Innocent as a newborn baby - baby rat, that is."
"I got to throw them off the trail. [runs across the stream] First, I’ll run through a brook to lose my scent. [swings through the trees] Then, I take to the trees. [runs on the barn roof] Now, up on the barn. Then, I slide down the drain pipe and I’m [the pack of dogs was waiting for him down below] A dead duck!"
"[being confronted by Paul Bunyan's dog, Smidgen, height 124 ft 6 in, weight 4600 tons] I'll be scared later. Right now, I'm too mad."
"[as he tickles Smidgen's nose with a feather] What a nosy character!"
"[first lines; singing as he pops out of his burrow and blows snow away with a leaf blower] 'Tis the season to be jolly! Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la! Merry Christmas, everybody! I know rabbits are more associated with Easter, but, me, I'm all about the winter holidays. If you ask me, there's no better time to come out of your own little hole and celebrate the spirit of giving with everybody you see."
"You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours."
"For shame. For shame! Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?"
"Don’t you just love the holidays?"
"Oh, for shame. Just look at your fingernails. [rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist's table and equipment and begins to do the Gossamer's nails] My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water! [dips Gossamer's hands into two bowls, where 2 mousetraps snapped shut on them]"
"[during the beginning of the movie] Eh. An academy award winning cartoon short!"
"[after Knighty Knight Bugs ended.] 'Knighty Knight Bugs' was produced and directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot."
"Ah, this is Hollywood, city of winners. Winners of Oscars, Emmys and Grammys."
"[discovers Gossamer] Uh-oh. Think fast, rabbit. My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. [sits the monster down and starts brushing its hair] Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent. [puts some dynamite on the monster's hair like rollers] Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done. [leaves as the dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster's head]"
"[while invisible] Well. [eats a carrot, gulps the orange meal and it falls down his throat and into his digestive system] That’s that!"
"Heh. And I always thought that story about storks was just a gag."
"[last lines] So long, Sammy, see ya in Miami!"
"Remember, garçon, the customer is always right! If it's rabbit Baby wants, rabbit Baby gets! [whistles and howls]"
"Ahoy there! What's up, doc?"
"[last lines, after Sam swims frantically away] I don't know what he's so excited about. [opens the door and sees a powder room] Talcum powder doesn't explode! [unfortunately, he was proven false when the ship blows up, sending the rabbit flying] Eh. I could be wrong ya know."
"C'mon, Chattanooga Choo-Choo!"
"[while he was in the middle of all the smoke] Hey! I can't see through all this... Say, we must be going through Los Angeles!"
"[During a typical Wile E Coyote and Road Runner chase, the speeding object of the coyote's chase stops, revealing it to be Bugs Bunny] Hi! I suppose you're expecting the Road Runner. Well, he sprained a giblet cornering a sharp curve the other day. So, uh, I'm standing in for him. Uh oh! Here comes that old coyote now! Better get on me horse! Meep! Meep! [runs off]"
"You know, it's amazing the trouble this joker goes through to get a square meal. Eh, case in point... [he shows off Wile E.'s latest rabbit trap, which involves a boulder suspended above the ground by a rope, a seesaw and a rifle]"
"Here we go again! He doesn't give up easy, does he?"
"[as he times the coyote's run and Wile E appears] Yep! Here comes the old 5-15 now! Right on time!"
"Do you realize he almost hit this door?"
"[pretending to talk to the coyote over the phone] Hello. This is the telephone company. You haven't paid your telephone bill lately, so we're going to have to cut you off. Sorry. [cuts line with scissors; the coyote falls to the ground]"
"[Last lines, Inside the UNIVAC] Of course, the real beauty of this machine is that it has only one moving part."
"[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay."
"Hey! Looks like I brought in a carrot gusher! [eats one of the carrots] Yeah, I know, I know...but anything can happen in 'Tex-ay-us'!"
"[last lines] Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"
"[narrating] It all began in a vast uncharted region of outer space, a whole flock of strange looking carrots drifting in space for billions of years were floating down toward the earth. But, I didn't know at the time, as far as I was concerned, it was just another typical day, except that I was late for work."
"Ya know something, Folks. This is the scariest part of the picture!"
"Wait! Hold it! Ya didn't think I was gonna let it end that way, did ya?"
"I must be dreaming! It couldn't be this easy!"
"[last lines] Hello, Bugs Bunny, Private Eyeball. Thugs thwarted, arsonists arrested, bandits booked, forgers found, counterfeiters caught and chiselers chiseled."
"[first lines] Gads. What a night. I will never mix radish juice and carrot juice again."
"[seeing Finster for the first time] Eh, what's up, uh, pediatrician?"
"Say, where am I? One wrong turn off the Hollywood freeway and I end up in the theatre lobby!"
"Me?! In there! Hardy-har-har! [runs away] Au revoir!"
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire! I own a mansion and a yacht!"
"I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!"
"[reading about the Tasmanian Devil] Eats aardvarks, ants, bears, boars, cats, bats, dogs, hogs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, gazelles — a likely story but there ain't no such animal."
"It is to laugh. [laughs]"
"[taking rival knight, "Sir Pantselot"'s helmet off of his head] Look at the new Dick Tracy character, "Accordion-Head"."
"[after knocking Porky out with a brick] Sorry, Smedley old buddy. You know, I just have to take his place. He's got a wife and six piglets."
"[last lines, as he watches Sam fall] Uh-oh! He's heading right for the ammunition dump. [explosion] I've heard of Hell's Angels, but I never thought I'd see one. [sees Yosemite Sam's spirit, rising, and playing a harp]"
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