Oily Hare
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Biography
"[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay."
"Hey! Looks like I brought in a carrot gusher! [eats one of the carrots] Yeah, I know, I know...but anything can happen in 'Tex-ay-us'!"