Automobile Quotes
20 quotes
"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile."
"If your trust is in man, your joy will soon be buried in the cemetery. If you hope is in cars, your happiness will soon be found in the mechanic shop. You are missing it if man is your hope."
"As the avenues and streets of a city are nothing less than its arteries and veins, we may well ask what doctor would venture to promise bodily health if he knew that the blood circulation was steadily growing more congested!"
"Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that."
"Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death."
"Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary."
"Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road."
"Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine."
"I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart."
"I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine."
"I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel."
"She had originally agreed to appear naked, but on seeing the cars informed me that she would only appear topless—an interesting logic was at work there."
"Driving a car provides a person with a rush of dopamine in the brain, which hormonal induced salience spurs modalities of creative and critical thinking regarding philosophical concepts such as truth, logical necessity, possibility, impossibility, chance, and contingency."
"The ultimate concept car will move so fast, even at rest, as to be invisible."
"You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people."
"Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive."
"A large American automobile came crawling close to us, and we could hear from behind its thick windows the deep bass of the radio, and the nasty words of a hateful song.It seemed like so much of modern music, a din to drive human beings mad."
"When Henry Ford decided to produce his famous V-8 motor, he chose to build an engine with the entire eight cylinders cast in one block, and instructed his engineers to produce a design for the engine. The design was placed on paper, but the engineers agreed, to a man, that it was simply impossible to cast an eight-cylinder engine-block in one piece.Ford replied,''Produce it anyway."
"I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies."
"The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole with our whole family strapped inside."